It didn't take long to make this, and it was supremely entertaining. I will likely do more....
I found a Magic Card editor, so I can make all the fantasy cards I can imagine. of course the first one I make is for Minecraft. I have a few other Minecraft card ideas as well, maybe even a whole set!
This is the sort of thing I always wanted to do.... in highschool I made a fake magic card based on The Crow Movie, and Weezer and I have been making up crazy card ideas for more than a decade.
Anyway.... back to work